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18 Tweets That Are True For Pretty Much Every Person Out There

Fam, you can't fight facts.

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When you're waiting on a takeaway delivery you can hear every car door shutting in a 5 mile radius

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Nobody gas you up like yo mama Facebook friends 😩

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When you send someone a funny video and they say "LMFAOOOOOOOO" two seconds later but the video is 60 seconds long

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Part of being an adult is "We got food at the house"-ing yourself

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1. Type password. 2. See PASSWORD INCORRECT 3. Type exact same thing but harder and louder.

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killer: any last words D+ student : A 2.0 student can know more than a 4.0 student. Grades dont determine intelligence, they test obedience

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*shows parents a funny meme* parents: who is that? is that ur friend? do you go to school w/ them? do you love this shit? are you high rn?

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*driving with my mom in the car* Me: *goes 1 mph over the speed limit* My mom:

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teacher: ok please say here when I call ur name kid1: here kid wearing a shirt that says "gamers don't age, we level up!": present

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Every voicemail I leave sounds like English is my second language.

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when you wanna ask ya moms for money you be in her room acting like you care about what she watching on tv like thi… https://t.co/0qiBgYgJtX

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[normal life] ive worn the same shirt everyday for a week [packing for vacation] hmmm. i'll prob change a few times a day so thats…32 shirts

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Sober in an Uber: Please don't talk to me. I don't know you. Drunk in an Uber: I want to get married one day, but I put up emotional walls

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Me looking at my own snapchat stories, selfies and tweets after a long day, just reflecting on how great I am.

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Person: Would you like to eat 6 string cheeses in a row? Me: Naw. Person: We deep fried em and there will be tomato sauce. Me: Oh, ok, yes.

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Me: hey Person with clear skin: honestly😭 its just water

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me when i'm adding chopped onions, garlic, and assorted vegetables to my 99 cent pack of ramen noodles

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