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19 Of The Most Iconic Characters From Australian Ads

Are you really Australian if you weren't grossed out by the tongue and beer ad?

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1. The monkey from the Le Snak ad:

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How could you not love this cheeky cunt stealing a cracker THEN having the nerve to ask for some cheese dip??? Absolute legend.

2. Tall Jan from the All Bran commercial:

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"Malicious? Tall Jan is malicious? I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID." If Tall Jan didn't give you life, then you're a liar and I'm going to need you to never speak to me again.

3. The Lube Mobile kid:

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"That's furteen furty furty two!" This kid is the sole reason every Australian knows the Lube Mobile number despite never needing it. Icon alert!

4. All of the dancers in the "No Gary No" ad who just couldn't mind their business:

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Can you imagine how embarrassed Gary would've been by all those people ambushing him?? Why not pull the man aside and have a nice, quiet conversation about his smoking problem? But it's on this list because I'm a messy bitch that loves drama, so...

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5. The chocolate Cadbury mailman:

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I hated this man but there's no denying that he's an icon. He took a bite out of the chocolate dog literally just because he could. Asshole. An iconic asshole.

6. The Fish Fingers sea captain:

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SpongeBob SquarePants wishes his theme song sea captain was like Captain Bird's Eye. Maybe next time, sweaty.

7. The "bloody idiot" girl from the Ingham chicken ad:

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Look, if Michelle thought Robert was a "bloody idiot" then who am I to disagree? But what this had to do with chicken kievs... that, I'll never know.

8. The nation's favourite couple, Rhonda and Ketut:

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Karl and Susan Kennedy? Bert and Patti Newton? Nah, there was no love story stronger than Rhonda and Ketut. Honestly, your faves could NEVER.

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9. This chick from the Crunchy Nut ad who, now that I think about it, was honestly goals:

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Look at her living her best life. YES HUNTY, YOU BETTER EAT THAT WHOLE BOX. I SEE YOU!!!!! 👏👏👏

10. The puppet grandma in all the Dolmio ads:

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Honestly, mama always slayed her recipes and had me wishing I had a seat at the table too.

11. Grant Hackett in that weird Uncle Toby's twist ad:

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Look. I just don't understand why someone came up with this idea and someone else thought, "YEAH LET'S DO IT!" This shit still haunts my dreams.

12. The Great Wall of China kid:

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This kid had so much confidence before his presentation using the shitty info his dad gave him. "To keep the rabbits out," smh. This poor child probably ended up being so embarrassed.

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13. My main main, Louie the fly:

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Man, Louie was a fucking grub but then again, most flies are. Plus he always got what he deserved in whatever 30-second Mortein ad that was on.

14. The "rains are 'ere" dad:

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Sorry, but as much as he's memorable, this man was so stupid. Imagine declaring the rains had come just because you heard a few drops of something on the roof. GOOD SIR, YOU LOOKED INTO THE DISTANCE AND SAW NOTHING BUT THE BURNING SUN???

15. The "don't chop the dinosaur daddy" girl:

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All this innocent lil' baby wanted to do was eat her lollies. Why did her dad insist on cutting each individual lolly anyway?? LET THE GIRL EAT IN PEACE.

16. The Libra pads man:

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How could I write a list of iconic people and not include the pad man?!

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17. The Colorbond dad in his boxers:

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Lmao this guy is in here because this is some dumb shit I would do. I always go outside in my underwear but, to be fair, I don't stand outside staring out my house when I do it.

18. The "porque nos los dos" kid:

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The original queen of fixing minuscule issues with just four words!!!!!!!!!!!

19. And the Tooheys tongue:

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This tongue was SO dedicated to getting its human an ice cold beer that it dragged itself across dirty floors and almost got run over. Nothing but respect for MY president.

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