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Just 18 Funny Tweets About Wearing Glasses

Can glasses ever truly be ~clean~?

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I saw that coming. But not from a mile a way. I mean, I need contacts just to see something from like a block a way.

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I just Googled "Living with Glaucoma" before realising it was just a fingerprint smudge on my glasses.

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the most unrealistic part of harry potter was that nobody asked to try on harry’s glasses and make fun of how blind he was

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4.

Youre blessed if you have 20/20 vision U know how many times I lost my glasses but couldnt find them bc I need my glasses to find my glasses

5.

[first date] HER: fake glasses don't really make u seem smarter ME:[peering at menu thru 2 donuts] what are u implying?

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Do y'all not understand how much of a struggle this is? 😭

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I like that glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes.

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ugh I'm sick of u fake glasses wearing ass people like lemme give u my impaired vision if y'all want it so bad

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People without glasses will never know the struggle of eating soup. Or any hot steamy food for that matter.

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Men who are deceived by makeup are the main ones fooled by Clark Kent's glasses.

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me when i first got glasses: "GONNA KEEP THEM SO CLEAN SO I CAN ALWAYS SEE WELL" me now: "if i squint through the dirtiness i can kinda see"

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Looking for your glasses when you're not wearing any has got to be the biggest catch 22 there is in this world

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how weird is it that i have to have two pieces of glass sitting in front of my eyeballs so i don't mistake a small child for a garbage can

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Finding your glasses when they're not on your face

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I wear glasses because I like to dramatically remove them to display anger. It was awkward doing that with contact lenses.

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Eye doctors : can you read the last line without your glasses a h f I k g h b n c Me : 7

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*glasses dirty* *takes off glasses to clean* *cleans glasses* *puts glasses back on* *glasses are smudged and dirtier than before*

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Sometimes I forget that there r ppl who don't wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally just wake up and see, what a wild concept

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