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    14 Things Anyone Obsessed With Harambe Needs To Own

    If your dick is out, it's best that everyone know what for.

    1. This beautiful silhouette sticker of our fallen angel:

    @InfinityStickers / Via etsy.com

    Get it here.

    2. This easy cross-stitch pattern to help you to do something other than cry over Harambe (the gorilla who died):

    @PlatoSquirrel / Via etsy.com

    Get it here.

    3. This bumper sticker that'll let everyone know the real reason why your dick is out:

    @GWStickerland / Via etsy.com

    Get it here.

    4. This prayer candle that'll help make sure your prayers reach God's #1 sidekick:

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    Get it here.

    5. This charm bracelet that'll remind you of your boy every time you lift your wrist:

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    6. This sad but truthful birthday card reminder:

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    Get it here.

    7. This phone case combining your obsession with Stranger Things and even stranger gorillas:

    @ClearmarkShp / Via etsy.com

    Get it here.

    8. This mask to step up your Halloween costume game:

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    Get it here.

    9. This print showing him in the state the world wanted him to be in:

    @WatchfulCrowArts / Via etsy.com

    Get it here.

    10. This hoodie advertising a presidential campaign you can finally get behind:

    @beged / Via etsy.com

    Get it here.

    11. This shirt depicting the two angels that were taken from us too soon:

    @DumbShirts / Via etsy.com

    Get it here.

    12. This angelic Harambe locket so he can always be close to your heart:

    @Doolittledaisy / Via etsy.com

    Get it here.

    13. This shirt which combines your two favourite things starting with H:

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    14. And these sick bottle openers so you can pour one up for your main man, Big H:

    @AthenianOpeners / Via etsy.com

    Get it here.

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