Buzz·30 May 201617 Photos That Prove Australians Have Taken Food Way Too FarIf it ain't broke, don't fix it.by Michelle RennexBuzzFeed Staff, AustraliaFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. This meat pie and chicken parma combo that's straight from your nightmares: Instagram: @berettas_langwarrin / instagram.com 2. And this chicken parma bao that just didn't need to happen: Instagram: @cherryb8mb / instagram.com 3. These offensive nachos made of pizza Shapes: Instagram: @lil_bonza / instagram.com 4. And this parma topped with actual corn chips: Instagram: @berettas_langwarrin / instagram.com 5. This burger that needed a whole chopstick to stay upright: Imgur: @Moses007 / imgur.com 6. And this ode to America through a doughnut bun burger: Instagram: @eatdrinksleepau / instagram.com 7. This sorry excuse for a deconstructed pavlova: Instagram: @retrophoresis / Twitter: @retrophoresis 8. This deconstructed meat pie that'll have you saying "fucking really?" Twitter: @lukechef / Twitter: @lukechef 9. And this deconstructed sausage roll that'll have you rolling your eyes. Twitter: @HartsBakery / Twitter: @HartsBakery 10. This "Coat of Arms" pizza which just shouldn't be: Instagram: @ecruzpavia / instagram.com Emu and kanga-no thank you. 11. Or this really jizzy-looking “fairy bread pizza”: Instagram: @tlouise15 / instagram.com Those are not 100s and 1000s. 12. This meat pie crust pizza which just seems like a bit of overkill: Instagram: @crazycowgirl92 / instagram.com 13. And this vegemite crust pizza that proves normal crust is simply not enough: Instagram: @twin2nottwin1 / instagram.com 14. This extremely OTT tomato sauce fountain: Instagram: @k_tl1 / instagram.com 15. And this milkshake that's just doing too much: Instagram: @johnny_pump_ / instagram.com 16. This highly unnecessary salty chocolate combination: Instagram: @owlsinsocks / instagram.com 17. And this absolutely ridiculous take on gingerbread men: Twitter: @louiserhodes / Twitter: @louiserhodes Want more proof that Australia is the craziest place on earth? Sign up for BuzzFeed's "Meanwhile in Australia" newsletter!