21 Things That'll Make All Aussies Say "Oh, Just Fuck Right Off"

    Mate, you've honestly gotta be shitting me.

    1. This atrocious excuse for a sign.

    2. And this absolute disgrace to the nation.

    3. This knob's lettuce drying technique.

    4. And this attempt at that fancy plating they do on Masterchef.

    5. This mate who honestly couldn't just wait for his stop.

    6. And this peak Byron Bay sign.

    7. This hipster nonsense taking over our country.

    8. And this innocent sausage roll that definitely didn't deserve this.

    9. This robbery that gives Shannon Noll a run for his money.

    10. And this beer that better have a metre-long neck.

    11. This name for a construction company.

    12. And this eye roll-inducing Hungry Jack's shocker.

    13. This unnecessary meat pie combination.

    14. And this piss-poor excuse for one.

    15. This summary of everything that's un-Australian.

    16. And this simply unacceptable request.

    17. This unhygienic bread roll rule.

    18. And this sign that's possibly worse than the soft-serve machine being broken.

    19. This suppression of the finest form of creativity.

    20. This truly unbelievable date mix-up.

    21. And this absolute crime against Australia.