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21 Things That'll Make All Aussies Say "Oh, Just Fuck Right Off"

Mate, you've honestly gotta be shitting me.

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1. This atrocious excuse for a sign.

2. And this absolute disgrace to the nation.

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3. This knob's lettuce drying technique.

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4. And this attempt at that fancy plating they do on Masterchef.

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5. This mate who honestly couldn't just wait for his stop.

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6. And this peak Byron Bay sign.

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7. This hipster nonsense taking over our country.

8. And this innocent sausage roll that definitely didn't deserve this.

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9. This robbery that gives Shannon Noll a run for his money.

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10. And this beer that better have a metre-long neck.

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11. This name for a construction company.

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12. And this eye roll-inducing Hungry Jack's shocker.

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13. This unnecessary meat pie combination.

14. And this piss-poor excuse for one.

@artisanbreadbasket / Via instagram.com

15. This summary of everything that's un-Australian.

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16. And this simply unacceptable request.

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17. This unhygienic bread roll rule.

@Auburn2144 / Via Facebook: auburn2144

18. And this sign that's possibly worse than the soft-serve machine being broken.

@Auburn2144 / Via Facebook: auburn2144

19. This suppression of the finest form of creativity.

@Nah, the girls / Via Facebook: nahthegirlsofficial

20. This truly unbelievable date mix-up.

21. And this absolute crime against Australia.

REALLY? JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF MATE.
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REALLY? JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF MATE.