Buzz·Posted on 23 Aug 201622 Australian Animals That Have Lost the Fucking PlotCockatoos smoking durries and throwing back tinnies? Must be 'Straya.by Michelle RennexBuzzFeed Staff, AustraliaFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. This pack of loose cunts sharing a deck like all good mates should. @Animals smoking Durrys / Via Facebook: AnimalsSmokingDurrys 2. And this solo rider going with the hand-rolled durry. @Animals smoking Durrys / Via Facebook: AnimalsSmokingDurrys 3. This cheeky fuck that forgot it had wings which would really speed up its travel time. @kangaroosushi / Via Twitter: @kangaroosushi 4. This goanna who doesn't know how the fuck doors work. @cobweb12 / Via imgur.com 5. These cunts who don't quite understand what toilets are for. @Central Station- Stories from Outback Australian Cattle Stations / Via Facebook: centralstationlife 6. And this snake who decided to teach one a lesson. @windowlickee / Via imgur.com 7. This snake who doesn't realise shops aren't for goddamn reptiles, they're for clothes. @mouldybanana / Via imgur.com 8. And this dickhead who thinks it's some kind of human. @ItsCaptain0bvious / Via imgur.com 9. These kangaroos involved in this kanga-orgy in broad fucking daylight. @HiImTroyMclure / Via imgur.com 10. And these ones throwing hands in the middle of the fucking road. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF @ASongOfTitsAndWine / Via imgur.com 11. This loose cunt throwing back a tinny like it's nobody's business. @Mystraya / Via imgur.com 12. This lizard who needs a fucking reality check. @kjanmacka / Via imgur.com 13. And this cat who thinks it's a 14-year-old teenage boy ripping it at his local skatepark. @imjustheretobitchaboutpeople / Via imgur.com 14. This bad bitch daddy long legs with even bigger fucking balls. @DrunkAzSkunk / Via imgur.com 15. And this absolute wild one on a real keyboard-biting bender. @Zewzur / Via imgur.com 16. These terrified fucks who are shitting themselves after being busted nicking some free food. @cowmask / Via Twitter: @cowmask 17. This dumb cunt who has clearly confused broccoli for trees. @jemmalee_lee103 / Via Twitter: @jemmalee_lee103 18. And this kangaroo who had a real shit go because he ventured into the wrong area. @japes / Via imgur.com 19. These loose units who don't give a single fuck about your car protecting you. @gypsykarla / Via instagram.com 20. And this cunt who honestly doesn't give a single fuck about your helmet. @mattklarc / Via instagram.com 21. This really kinky-ass koala. Twitter: @ICHCheezburger / Via youtube.com 22. And these horny roos with their fucking on-the-move root sesh. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @dave_cleary Want more proof that Australia is the craziest place on earth? Sign up for BuzzFeed's "Meanwhile in Australia" newsletter! If you can't see the signup box above, just go here to sign up!