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37 Hilarious Tweets That Made Aussies Piss Themselves In 2016

Australians have no culture? Um, no try again sweetie ;).

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"what did you do on your day off Matt?" "I ranked every single Arnott's biscuit into tiers." "Haha, but seriously… https://t.co/c7rM82zfZ4

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me: CHUCK IT ON MY HECS person: this is oportos ma'am, we don't have hecs

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sydney is the second friendliest city in the world if you count strangers shouting "how's it going cunt" as friendliness

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Netflix: “You can now download Netflix content to watch later!” Qantas: “Fuck.” Virgin: “Fuck” Jetstar: “Fffuck” Tiger: “Fuck” [1/17]

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you: a 'homeowner' hundreds of grand in debt me: a ps4 and lava lamp owner, no debt, furniture I found on the side of the road

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The Great Barrier Reef and I have a lot in common

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This is the whitest TV show I've ever seen. And I've seen Packed to the Rafters. #BacheloretteAU

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this uber gets 1 star for smelling like lynx phoenix my signature year 5 fragrance

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pommy: mother may i have a sweetie australian: OI MUM GIVE US A FUCKIN CLANGER

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Halloween doesn’t make any sense in Australia. Christmas is much more fitting, with its roast meats, fir trees and egg drinks in 40C heat.

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the moon is a bit bigger but 'supermoon' is taking the BLOODY piss

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UK: OMG how will the Brexit referendum turn out USA: OMG how will the gun control sit-in turn out Australia: OMG is the tradie real or nah

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Christmas shopping as an adult is sick because no one can tell you to stop dunking on the basketball hoop in Kmart.

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WHEN YOUR SUNBURN LOOKS LIKE AUSTRALIA SO YOUR PARENTS LABEL IT smh

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There is no more quintessentially Sydney experience than pretending you had a nice time at the Night Noodle Markets

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Plebiscite on whether “212" remains a timeless banger.

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remember when 2 labor mps got kicked out of question time for bringing in toy unicorns i think about it on a weekly… https://t.co/b5UUtTerQ5

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journo: so why did you accept the donation dastyari: uhh halal snack pack journo: whats your relationship with the donor dastyari: harambe

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Hey Americans, we do this great thing in Australia where we kick out our PM before their term is up if we don't like them. You should try it

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Is this your dog? Caught by Officer at Robinswood Park. Was wearing a sweater and blue pants, and very angry. Conta… https://t.co/s7nn81BXVr

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[emerges from time machine from 1 year in the future just as you're about to buy some "ripen at home" avocados] "They're never gonna ripen"

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what if, and stick with me here guys, what if we stopped asking sonia kruger's opinions on things

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turns out my old man has an entire deck of these ready for deployment

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this is such a missed marketing opportunity and im furious

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I am close to learning who the "her" is in the phrase "takin' her easy" but I fear I will be killed before I uncover the truth

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Modern day ANZAC fighting our battles for us in Azealia Banks' mentions.

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channel 7 uploaded this pic several days ago with no explanation and it has not been deleted

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american birds: chirp chirp european birds: cheep cheep australian birds: FUCKIN AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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me during the week vs me on the weekend

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I love summer. I just personally love to get 3 hours of shit sleep because it's so hot & wake up feeling like a bloated seal

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i love that australia regularly runs ad campaigns for meat. not a specific company that makes meat or sells meat. just the concept of meat

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If your Christmas holidays didn't taste like this your parents had too much money and we wouldn't have been mates.

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in australia we don't say "i love you" we say "fuck off cunt or ill smash ya" and i think it's truly beautiful

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Agency: So we're thinking either Pringle Bells, Kris Pringle, or Pringles all the Way? Client: Nah I've got a be… https://t.co/2crp3QKWL4

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