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Before thanksgiving: sick and tired of school After thanksgiving: thicc and tired of school
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vegans be at the thanksgiving dinner table like pass the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh croutons
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My mom made everyone get out of her picture with the food cause "ain't nobody help"
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happy thanksgiving to all my american friends I’m sorry your president is awful but at least you have nice food
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yo thanksgiving is SO cute, like we all abandon our college towns and put our mental breakdowns on hold and go home… https://t.co/QGSz9F6Cdv
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The whole family after some thanksgiving drama:
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let's change Black Friday to Capitalism Day and Thanksgiving to Capitalism Eve where you spend the night carb load… https://t.co/KTRcqQzuMY
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on thanksgiving, don’t ask me where my boo at, what my major is, or how i’m doing in school. we here to eat. that’s… https://t.co/diJtpi6gZr
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Hate going back to my hometown because everyone there peaked in high school. Not me though. I have my own fitness b… https://t.co/oUetfspcGj
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Attention, I celebrate Thanksgiving for food and family, fuck columbus and fuck the pilgrims. That is all.
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Every Thanksgiving we’d gather round the table and watch Dad carve the turkey with a hammer. It was his way of reminding us it’s Thursday.
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me brining one bag of ice for thanksgiving while everyone else made actual food.
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mom. dad. meet my gf. *record scratch* mom: ur gf is... dad: president donald j trump? *walking on sunshine star… https://t.co/nkRBUATzHb
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when you're the only emo at your family's thanksgiving dinner
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somewhere, 4 dudes are home on thanksgiving break from their first semester of college drinking in somebodys baseme… https://t.co/6S9tTDgdYd
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friendsgiving but instead of cooking a thanksgiving meal you order a bunch of chinese takeout and also your friends… https://t.co/GXp43VQPQS
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If the person/people cooking thanksgiving dinner don’t have this on their left arm I don’t want it
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Still thinking about Ivanka’s enormous decorative thanksgiving clam and imagining her as a sort of malfunctioning l… https://t.co/CiKhUHQcCG
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me walking past the dishes in the sink on thanksgiving
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Bitches be buying brand new outfits for thanksgiving like what you trying to do ? Be the baddest bitch in the living room 😂💀
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me in the kitchen not helping:
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While my sis brags at Thanksgiving about getting her PHD in quantitative microbiology I'm gonna be thinkin about th… https://t.co/u8iLkU834Z