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    Posted on 16 Oct 2017

    18 Tweets That Prove Not Everything Is As It Seems At First

    Never assume you know what the fuck is going on.

    1.

    “You read my message but didn’t reply” First of all I didn’t mean to read it

    2.

    guys love it when your eyes roll back... first of all I'm possessed

    3.

    "but you said your 5 mins away" First of all I didn't say where I'm 5 mins away from

    4.

    Hoes be thinking they sucking good dick because I moaned “fuck”.....First of all I forgot to put the chicken out and my mom almost home.

    5.

    "When am I gonna see you again" First of all, you saw me by accident.

    6.

    Girls be thinking they pussy be fye when you start crying while u fucking First of all, I just remembered air bud… https://t.co/2tY8haeDGc

    7.

    "you're so cute when you're shy " first of all, i have anxiety

    8.

    "Wow handcuffs? You're freaky 👅" First of all, you're under arrest.

    9.

    “You’re like a brother to me” First of all, I’m a Lannister

    10.

    “I love the way your eyes water when u suck my dick” First of all I’m depressed

    11.

    "go deeper 😍" First of all... I'm out of conspiracies

    12.

    Guys be hella hype when you shake during sex. First of all you ain’t paid your bills & I’m cold.

    13.

    “hey shorty” first of all I’m taller than you

    14.

    “What percent you on?” First of all this my charger

    15.

    "that pussy look fat as fuck" first of all that's not my pussy that's a maxi pad

    16.

    “You’re 18, your parents can’t tell you what to do anymore” first of all, I’m not white

    17.

    Niggas be thinking they hitting it good because I screamed .... first of all, there's a roach on your wall

    18.

    “You’re so easy to talk to.” First of all, I wasn’t even listening.

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