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22 Actually Funny Tweets About The "MasterChef" Finale

I'm 99% sure Ben's cut thumb got more screen time than Diana, tbh.

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George Tonight: I could only give this dish a 10/10 Fat George: #MasterChefAU

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Thankfully I didn't start a drinking game every time the words "mystery box" were mentioned coz I'd be passed out right now #MasterChefAU

3.

Diana: "This final is about risks, and making something different." Ben: "So... What ice cream should I make today?" #MasterChefAU

4.

I haven't seen someone mix green like that since my uni days. #MasterchefAU

5.

The judges are looking at Diana's dish the same way as I look at a 24 pack of nuggets #MasterChefAU

6.

Does that pantry contain Poppin' Microwave Popcorn? That's my level of cooking. #MasterChef #MasterchefAU

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Ben: I'm infusing the ice cream with the blood from my enormous arms #masterchefau

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Round 2: No rules. Pantry open. Pants off. Stabbing allowed. Running very fast recommended. #MasterChefAU

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Telling him to dig deep is a bit insensitive George, considering that's exactly what it just did with the knife. #masterchefau

10.

Diana reveals that she secretly stabbed herself in the kidneys before cooking just to level the playing field. #masterchefau

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#MasterChefAU Ben: "Food is my life" Ben's kids:

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*Six years from now* Teacher: Quenelle? Child: Here #MasterChefAU

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Producers - can you pretend to have a hard time? @DianaChanAU - ain't nobody got time for dat! Producers - Ben? Ben - 😯😢😤😥😳😨😒😎 #MasterChefAU

14.

Can someone tell George he's not playing rock, paper, scissors when he's talking #MasterChefAU

15.

The #MasterChefAU Finale drinking game. Drink when: - Someone says 'perfect' - A judge says 'delicious' - Someone makes an ice cream

16.

I remember when the #masterchefau finale was a croquembouche and not... you know... witchcraft.

17.

In an effort of cross-promotion, they will reveal that the contestants will have to sculpt Matty J shirtless from chocolate #MasterChefAU

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They could sprinkle in a few random extras on that gantry and I think 99% of us wouldn't notice. #MasterChefAU https://t.co/oHBGBQ6kXW

19.

Ben's son was just a little kid when this final started. He's now married and has kids of his own. #masterchefau

20.

"Why are you doing that?" says the woman whose restaurant logo on her apron is in Comic Sans #MasterchefAU

21.

Next years masterchef finale: use alchemy to produce gold out of sand and then sacrifice your firstborn #MasterChefAU

22.

Forget about the ad for MasterChef 2018, here's the real scoop on next year's Bachelor #MasterChefAU