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17 Tweets You'll Laugh At If You Know You'll Never Get An Android

Y'all defend Androids like they're your firstborn son. Fam, chill.

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1. In your heart you know you're always going to be team Apple.

My iPhone could blow up in my hand, shatter to 10000 pieces and come alive in the night to kill me and I still wouldn't buy a Samsung

2. Even if Android users constantly try to tell you they've got it better.

apple: iPhone 8 camera is better than ever! android user: we had that already [] []

3. You just know, from the emojis alone, that it's not worth it.

Android users watching the iPhone X reveal.

4. Oh, and the green texts too.

please stop trying to convince me your samsung is better than my iphone you green message sending asshat

5. The sheer thought of having an Android hurts you...

6. ...even when your iPhone costs your soul.

iPhone 8 gonna be out. That means iPhone 7 will become cheap, that means iPhone 6 price will come down which means I can buy the iPhone 5.

7. You sometimes just kinda feel obliged to buy a new iPhone the second it comes out.

Welp, looks like Apple flipped that "slow the old iPhone down" switch.

8. Because there's just ~something~ about the way Apple sell it to you.

Me: I don't think I need to upgrade. My current iPhone works gre-- Apple:

9. Those new releases just get you each and every time.

Me at the Apple Store after deciding to get the new iPhone X and finding out what my total is

10. Even when not much really even changes with them.

me: whats the difference between iphone 7 and iphone 8 apple employee:

11. I mean, sure, your iPhone might always run out of space.

Trying to install #iOS11 on a 16GB iPhone like

12. And maybe it might break the second you get it.

The iPhone 8 now has glass on the back. Now I can shatter my screen on BOTH sides and stare into my reflection with disappointment twice

13. But at least it's not an Android.

iPhone users: "Androids suck dude" Android Users: 1/3 "aNdR 3/3 sUk dUuD" 2/3 oiDz

14. It really pains you to not see "iMessage" pop up when you send a text.

You could be my soulmate but you're a Android user

15. And while you know you could spend your money in better ways...

the new iphone costs $999, a dog costs as little as $50 to adopt. what do u want, 1 iPhone or nearly 20 dogs ??? All I'm sayin

16.'s honestly just not worth the other option.

Android users looking at Apple users downloading #iOS11 like๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

17. Let's face it, even Android users know it themselves.

android users be mad as fuck when u tell them โ€œu got an androidโ€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚