Everyone loves a cheeky pack of Tiny Teddies.

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They're great as is, but are also perfect for jazzing up literally anything with a dash of cute.
BUT there's something we must discuss. I feel betrayed. I feel confused. I feel shaken to my core.
Via tenor.com
Turns out that if you actually look at the packet closely, you'll see...

@jasmynwestfitness
...they're not even called Tiny Teddies. THEY'RE TINY TEDDY??????

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MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE??????????????????

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IMAGINE FIVE-YEAR-OLD YOU GOING TO YOUR MUM "OH YEAH, DON'T FORGET TO BUY ME SOME OF THOSE DELICIOUS TINY TEDDY"??????????????

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SINGULAR???? A PACK OF LIKE 20 IS A TINY TEDDY???
Anyway, look. I'm shook and you should be too.
My brain has honestly been spinning since I found out.