Sausage sizzleSausage sandwich
It's a sausage sizzle!
Guys please, sandwiches are made of two slices of bread and everyone knows a good sizzle is one slice folded diagonally.
It definitely goes in the fridge!
Cold sauce on hot food is not only the best thing ever, it's also what you're meant to do. I mean, the bottle itself says "refrigerate after opening".
Thin cutThick cut
Thick cut all the way!
If you're looking for thin-ass chips you can hit up America. The thicker the chip the better, the more potato for your buck.
Normal saltChicken salt
Chicken salt is far superior!
Chicken salt is probably the best thing about getting hot chips. Plain salt just tastes like sadness in comparison.
Potato scallopPotato cake
They're for sure called potato scallops!
Lets leave the cakes to the bakers, and the potato clouds of happiness to the scallops.
Sausage rollMeat pie
Meat pies are better!
Nothing beats a servo sausage roll except for a servo meat pie. Both are A+ but the fun of a good ol' meat pie reigns supreme.
Long sprinkles100s & 1000s
100s & 1000s are the ONLY option!
If you're using long sprinkles for your fairy bread you need to take a good, long, hard look at your life and ask yourself why you're this way.
Goon for sure!
Popping the top off a bottle of Passion Pop is great and all but you can't play Goon Of Fortune with a bottle, can you?
Cold rollsRice paper rolls
They are, without doubt, rice paper rolls!
These bad boys are called rice paper rolls for a reason, you know, because they're rolled in rice paper? They aren't even that cold, they're pretty much room temperature.
Cheese TwistiesChicken Twisties
Cheese Twisties all the way!
There is no denying that Chicken Twisties are GREAT. But you can't pass up the original in this case.
Pineapples are so much better!
Lol, bananas?! If you wanted to eat handfuls of sadness just head straight for a bag of musk sticks mate.
Original Tim TamsDouble coat Tim Tams
Normal Tim Tams are more delicious!
Double coat is just too much chocolate. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Nothing will ever beat an original Tim Tam.
Paddle Pops all day, every day!
A Billabong is a poor man's Paddle Pop, which is weird considering they're essentially the same price. Really, Paddle Pops just taste so much better.
Caramello KoalaFreddo Frog
Caramello Koalas just win, no contest!
Why waste your time eating a Freddo that has nothing in the centre? Grab a Caramello Koala that gives you that little bit extra in the centre.
Freddo ice cream cakePeters ice cream cake
Freddo cake, through and through!
All ice cream cakes are heaven on Earth. But the Freddo cake has the one up on Peter's from the simple fact that you get lil' baby Freddo heads, and really what's better than that?
The superior flavour has to be strawberry!
Please, everyone knows the neapolitan pecking order goes strawberry, chocolate, and then vanilla.
With beetrootWithout beetroot
Are you really Aussie if you're opting out of the beetroot offer? It's perfect, it cuts through all the heat and gives a whole lot of tang. Delish!
Chicken parmyChicken parma
It's called a chicken parma!
Parmy?! Next you're going to tell me a sanga is now called a sangy. Get outta here mate.
Old ShapesNew Shapes
ORIGINAL SHAPES-ONLY ZONE!
If you voted for new Shapes, you are wrong, and you should feel bad. For shame.