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We Need To Discuss This One Major Problem In "A Cinderella Story"

THE MOST INFURIATING MOMENT IN DISNEY HISTORY.

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There's no denying that A Cinderella Story was one of the best films of the 2000s.

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And that the love between Sam and Austin was literally all any of us ever wanted.

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But I've just got one question: How the FUCK did Austin not recognise Sam under her flimsy mask??

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YES, AUSTIN, HOW?

IT WASN'T EVEN A LARGE MASK?? IT ONLY COVERED HER EYES?????

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Smh, he was literally served by Sam at the goddamn diner right before the dance. How could he not know?

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OK, beyond the mask, did Sam's hair not give it away? Her face shape? Her goddamn voice???

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How can Austin be so obsessed with Sam's eyes and not figure out he was staring at her in the hallway? AUSTIN, ARE YOU BLIND??

I literally don't understand.

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Look, the movie was still lit though, so I guess it's FINE but I am still MAD.

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Honestly, Austin, you big fucking dummy.