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Snoopy's Pal Woodstock Is Actually A Bloodthirsty Cannibal

Don't let that little bird fool you.

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You know Woodstock, Snoopy's avian sidekick?

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Yeah, he's pretty cute and all. What's not to love about a tiny yellow bird especially when he's wearing tiny little bird clothes?

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But let's take it back to Thanksgiving of 1973.

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A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving is a classic. And Woodstock is as charming as ever in his little pilgrim outfit.

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If you've watched it to the end, you'll remember Snoopy and Woodstock having a Thanksgiving feast of their own.

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And boy, was Woodstock fucking pumped to eat that turkey.

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BUT WAIT, turkey is a bird just like Woodstock and Woodstock don't give a fuckkkkkk.

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That's right, Woodstock is a bloodthirsty cannibal.

And still 1,000 times more likable than Peppermint Patty.
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And still 1,000 times more likable than Peppermint Patty.

Happy Thanksgiving!

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