17. The Canadian Tuxedo
16. Dr. Cowboy, Ph.D
The cordorouy blazer says tenured professor, but the shirt says cowboy apprentice.
15. The French Middle-Aged Banker
14. The Backup-Backup-Backup Track Jacket
Of all the track jackets in his closet, this one is the worst.
13. "Hi, I'm Troy Your Friendly Neighborhood Gas Station Attendant"
12. Troy's Only Green Item of Clothing
11. The Singing Tracksuit
10. The Purple Nurple
9. The Most Realistic Outfit In This Goddamn Movie
8. "I Woke Up Like This"
You just KNOW his mom bought this for him because it brings out his eyes.