17. The Canadian Tuxedo
Trying to win back your girl and you show up in THIS, Troy?
16. Dr. Cowboy, Ph.D
The cordorouy blazer says tenured professor, but the shirt says cowboy apprentice.
15. The French Middle-Aged Banker
It's a bad shirt.
14. The Backup-Backup-Backup Track Jacket
Of all the track jackets in his closet, this one is the worst.
13. "Hi, I'm Troy Your Friendly Neighborhood Gas Station Attendant"
YOU CAN PUMP MY GAS ANY DAY, TROY.
12. Troy's Only Green Item of Clothing
He only wears red and blue, except when he breaks out the green.
11. The Singing Tracksuit
This outfit looks fine at first, until you realize that it's his special singing track suit. No one else on the Wildcats owns one.
10. The Purple Nurple
Great color but a little too matchy-matchy.
9. The Most Realistic Outfit In This Goddamn Movie
Knees down you can tell he hasn't hit puberty yet.
8. "I Woke Up Like This"
You just KNOW his mom bought this for him because it brings out his eyes.
7. The Wildcat
A little bicep action? Why not.
6. The Champ
Is that guy grabbing Troy's wildcat?
5. The !!!!!!!!!!
Of course, you're the exclamation point Troy. Of course you are.
4. The College Catalog
If this isn't on the cover of East High's brochure then idk what is.
3. The High School Junior
Admit it: you had a crush on a boy who dressed exactly like this.
2. The Hand-Me-Down
It looks like his dad gave it to him. His dad has some taste. Minus points for white T-shirt underneath.
1. The Classic
This is how you imagine Troy. At his best.
