15 Things All Never Nudes Know To Be True
"I understand more than you'll... never know."
Being a Never Nude is an everyday struggle.
Despite all of your impressive life accomplishments...
...no one will ever see past your cutoffs.
Each day you ask, "Why me? Why can't I just be naked?"
You've tried everything, including counseling, but nothing seems to help.
You wish your loved ones would be more understanding.
Instead, they're judging you just like the rest of the world.
Your condition has especially affected your relationship in the bedroom.
Sometimes you overdo it with the booze because it loosens you up.
But it's not long before the alcohol wears off and you remember how alone you really are.
Even medical professionals don't take your psychological affliction seriously.
But despite your biweekly crying sessions...
...you've come a long way in terms of being open about your situation.
You're not even afraid to shout it out loud to a bunch of strangers.
And for that you owe the Never Nude community — who you look forward to joining at the next convention.
Take a trip down memory lane that’ll make you feel nostalgia AF