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    15 Things All Never Nudes Know To Be True

    "I understand more than you'll... never know."

    1. Being a Never Nude is an everyday struggle.

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    2. Despite all of your impressive life accomplishments...

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    3. ...no one will ever see past your cutoffs.

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    4. Each day you ask, "Why me? Why can't I just be naked?"

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    5. You've tried everything, including counseling, but nothing seems to help.

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    6. You wish your loved ones would be more understanding.

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    THIS IS THE REAL ME

    7. Instead, they're judging you just like the rest of the world.

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    8. Your condition has especially affected your relationship in the bedroom.

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    9. Sometimes you overdo it with the booze because it loosens you up.

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    10. But it's not long before the alcohol wears off and you remember how alone you really are.

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    11. Even medical professionals don't take your psychological affliction seriously.

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    12. But despite your biweekly crying sessions...

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    13. ...you've come a long way in terms of being open about your situation.

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    14. You're not even afraid to shout it out loud to a bunch of strangers.

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    15. And for that you owe the Never Nude community — who you look forward to joining at the next convention.

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