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When he had four followers:
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When he had a great idea for a candy heart:
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And an okay idea for a superpower:
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When he "bathed" his "dogs":
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When he defended Cruella de Vil:
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And supported Mike "The Situation":
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When he put Preparation H in his mouth:
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And yogurt up his butt:
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When he peed his pants:
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When he went grocery shopping:
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When he expressed his love for meatloaf...
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And listened to "Margaritaville":
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When he shared a photo of his son:
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When he bragged about his karate kicks:
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When he just wanted his parakeet waxed:
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When he ate too much pie:
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When he shared his omelette recipe:
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And when he was not impressed by the neighborhood Honda: