17 Reasons Bob Belcher Does Thanksgiving Better Than Everyone

    "I would kiss Thanksgiving, Louise."

    1. As a chef, it's only natural that Bob puts his blood, sweat, and tears into the turkey each year.

    2. He takes his time picking out the perfect one, getting to know them each individually before making a selection.

    3. And when he does, boy is he excited.

    4. Eventually, he even names it.

    5. And speaking of Lance the Turkey, Bob literally grieved him when he was shot.

    6. Then there was the time all of Bob's turkeys ended up in the toilet. He was completely devastated.

    7. But he went to great lengths to ensure there would be a turkey on Thanksgiving.

    8. And even after four failed attempts, he never gave up.

    9. Bob also partakes in one Thanksgiving tradition per kid, including Turkey Crime Scene Investigation: Miami.

    10. And when the Belchers spent Thanksgiving at Mr. Fischoeder's place, he tried his hardest to find time to squeeze those traditions in.

    11. Bob's favorite tradition though is his Thanksgiving toast, which never disappoints in terms of dad jokes.

    12. Sure, he ended up drinking a lot of absinthe that day, but only a man who eats, sleeps, and breathes Thanksgiving would have hallucinations like this:

    13. Yup, Bob Belcher frickin' loves Thanksgiving.

    14. Sometimes a little too much.

    15. And even though it hurts his feelings that the rest of the Belchers don't love it as much...

    16. ...he still tries to get everyone in the Thanksgiving spirit.

    17. Bob Belcher: King of Thanksgiving.