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A Public Safety Reminder To Throw Out Old Singing Birthday Cards

If it used to sing, prepare to scream.

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No doubt at some point in your life you've received one of those jolly singing greeting cards from your family or friends who had an extra $4.99 to spend.

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And if you're one of those people who never throws anything away, you probably have a pile of cards hiding in a closet somewhere.

Tempted to go back and take a stroll through memory lane? WELL DON'T BECAUSE THEY'RE GOING TO KILL YOU.

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Yup, while you were sleeping, the Devil himself rose from the depths of hell and possessed the High School Musical cast...

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...Michael Scott...

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...and Tinkerbell.

My old birthday card is possessed 😂

These sweet, innocent doggies are now 100% Grade-A Certified Satan.

THIS OLD BIRTHDAY CARD SOUNDS LIKE SATAN

Most alarming of all is the number of demonic Hannah Montana cards.

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YOU CALL THIS THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS, HANNAH?

When your old Hannah Montana birthday card turns into screamo😂

Don't just throw them away— BURN THEM.

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Save yourselves while you still can.

Can you tell this birthday card is over 7 years old??

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