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Jan 9, 2015

12 Uncomfortable Rounds Of Nickelodeon "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

Prepare to have your childhood ruined.

1. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward from SpongeBob SquarePants

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    SpongeBob
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    Patrick
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    Squidward
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    Patrick
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    Squidward
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    Squidward

2. Phil, Gertie, and Oskar from Hey Arnold!

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    Phil
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    Gertie
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    Oskar
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    Oskar
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    Oskar

3. Cat, Dog, and Winslow from CatDog

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    Winslow
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    Winslow
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    Winslow

4. Stu, Chas, and Drew from Rugrats

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    Drew
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    Drew
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    Drew

5. Plankton, Gary, and Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob SquarePants

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    Gary
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    Mr. Krabs
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    Mr. Krabs
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    Mr. Krabs

6. Didi, Charlotte, and Betty from Rugrats

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    Charlotte
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    Betty
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    Betty
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    Betty

7. Norbert, Daggett, and Bing from The Angry Beavers

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    Norbert
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    Daggett
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    Bing
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    Bing
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8. Mr. Hyunh, Ernie, and Bob from Hey Arnold!

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