Jesse Eisenberg Knows How You Should Tell Your Mom About Your Secret Tattoos
Among other things.
Last night, Jesse Eisenberg stopped by The Tonight Show and decided to bless the world with his unqualified advice.
His advice seemed pretty qualified, though.
He gave some good interior decorating tips.
He knows his shit when it comes to cats.
He’s all for not running.
And he has a pretty good plan on how to explain that secret butt tattoo you've been hiding from your mom.
Thanks for the hot tips, Jesse.
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