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Can You Guess Which Of These People Won't Ruin Your Commute?

It's been a long day and you have a hell of a commute home. All but one of these people will make your commute a living hell. Choose wisely.

Just because you’re sitting next to Sonia, doesn’t mean she has plans to hang up her phone. Nope, she’s talking for the whole ride home, and when she hangs up with one person, she’ll call another to repeat the same exact story about her uneventful day.

Sorry :/

You don't like _Yo Gabba Gabba_? Well too bad because Taylor doesn't have headphones and he'll be watching it out loud on his tablet for the next hour and a half. Oh, and Taylor's dad, who'll be sitting behind you with his other kid, could care less.

What were you thinking?

Sure, Scott’s a handsome, polished-looking dude, but the second he falls asleep he'll be snoring his face off. What's worse is that people will be turning around and staring at you, expecting YOU to do something about it. You’ll have your headphones on, shrug, and pretend like you can’t hear it, but really each snore will slowly take the life out of you.

This dude can snore.

So, Liza just smells. It’s kind of hard to describe but it's like a combination of sour cigarette smoke and old sand at the bottom of a beach bag you used three summers ago. It’s not vomit-inducing, but it’s sure as hell not pleasant to sit next to for over an hour.

You best hold your nose.

Truly, Will is harmless. But the man is lonely and really wants somebody to talk to. You'll try to hint that you want to listen to music, or read more of your book, but Will just won't know when to stop talking. By the time you get home, you’ll know Will's life story better than you know your own.

Oh, Will.

So, Cody doesn’t have great headphones, and you'll be able to hear literally everything he’s listening to, from his trash music to the 15 late night clips he has queued up. Once Cody gets those clips rolling, he'll be laughing out loud every five seconds. Apparently he finds Jimmy Kimmel REALLY HILARIOUS.

Darn you, Cody.

Stefan’s got a whole lot of nails to clip and nothing's gonna stop him. No Shame Stefan will be taking his clippers out right there, in front of everyone! Every time you close your eyes you’ll hear a “CLIP." You'll watch as the nails fall to the ground, and silently pray that one doesn't land on you.

WHY STEFAN? WHY?

Looks like Greta had steamed broccoli for dinner last night, and decided the commute home would be the best time to eat the leftovers. Yup, she'll be whippin' out that ziploc and people will turn, stare, and cry, "WHAT'S THAT SMELL?!?!" But Greta really doesn't give a shit because she's tired, old, and hungry for some broc'. You, my friend, will just have to deal with it.

Praying for you.

Jessica is the prime person to sit next to on any form of transportation. She's nice, polite, and keeps to herself. You won't even know she's there. THE WORLD NEEDS MORE JESSICAS!!!

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Can You Guess Which Of These People Won't Ruin Your Commute?

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