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    This Is What Happened When I Tried To Call Big Sean

    Sorry, Ariana!

    Big Sean's third studio album, Dark Sky Paradise, is set to be released on February 24. And like many albums past, it's leaked a week early.

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    The album features several guest appearances including ones from Kanye West, Drake, and even his girl Ariana Grande.

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    But even more exciting, the album features Big Sean's personal cell phone number.

    YOU HEARD ME.

    So there I was on the bus, listening to the album during my morning commute. I'm on the 12th track, "Outro," when suddenly Big Sean rattles off a cell phone number.

    "Say I'm hard to get in contact with, oh is that true? Well what about now? 313-515-8772, bitch call me."

    Did Big Sean just pull a Mike Jones? Immediately I skip back, and back again, to make sure I was hearing things correctly.

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    313-515-8772

    Instead of calling immediately, I google the area code. Detroit. OK, well that checks out.

    Then I turned to Twitter for further guidance.

    How many of yall hoes really called that big Sean number

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    How many of yall hoes really called that big Sean number

    7:34 AM - 19 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    On that note, I finally muster up the courage to call, hoping that 9:30 a.m. isn't too early for Sean.

    I dial the number and wait. "Sean Don." I GASP. Immediately I respond, "HELLO!?" But before I knew it, my dreams were shattered.

    I fell for the old answering machine trick. Turns out the mailbox was full, so I wasn't able to leave a message. Clearly, I wasn't the first person to give him a ring.

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    I decided I might as well shoot him a text that he'll never read.

    I'm not too torn up about it though. 😉

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