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19 "As Seen On TV" Products Absolutely No One Asked For

Love the smell of Whoppers in the morning.

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1. Hot Stamps

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Tramp stamps are sooo 2000s.

2. Chinpilla

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A pillow made entirely of purebred chinchilla.

3. Teddy Tank

Wondering what to get your fish for its birthday? Look no further.
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Wondering what to get your fish for its birthday? Look no further.

4. Inflatable Buffet*

*Buffet not included.
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*Buffet not included.

5. WaxVac

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The most rewarding type of vacuuming.

6. Whoppers Scented Candle

Ah yes, nothing like the scent of malted milk balls.
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Ah yes, nothing like the scent of malted milk balls.

7. Hot Jewels

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Goes perfectly with Hot Stamps.

8. Long Reach Comfort Wipe

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Hands-free pooping at last!

9. Sauna Pants

Are you wearing Sauna Pants? Because your ass is hot!
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Are you wearing Sauna Pants? Because your ass is hot!

10. Neck Magic Air Cushion

Both a cushion and blood pressure cuff.
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Both a cushion and blood pressure cuff.

11. HD Vision Night Wraparounds

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Who needs prescription glasses when you can just rock these babies?

12. Light Up Links

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An equally reliable alternative to HD Vision Night Wraparounds.

13. Fanny Bank

Put your money where your ass is.
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Put your money where your ass is.

14. Stretchkins Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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Nothing says cool like walking around with a life-size stuffed animal all day.

15. Bowl Brite

Especially great for the Christmas season.
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Especially great for the Christmas season.

16. 3 Way Poncho

Everyone should have a 3 Way at some point in their lives.
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Everyone should have a 3 Way at some point in their lives.

17. BraBABY

A baby chick that fits perfectly in your bra.
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A baby chick that fits perfectly in your bra.

18. Dump Dinners

Just dump and bake? Sounds easy enough!
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Just dump and bake? Sounds easy enough!

19. Dump Cakes

In case you have any dumps leftover.
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In case you have any dumps leftover.

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