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If I was on #TheBachelor my intro video would just be me crying in a bathtub for 4 consecutive hours
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me: business casual? what does that even mean? friend: you'll figure it out. me: @BachelorABC #TheBachelor
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If anyone is questioning @viallnicholas28's ability to commit: HE IS STILL WEARING A LIVESTRONG BRACELET.… https://t.co/QkbQNjV9Od
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If shark girl wins, would that make Nick... Lava boy? #thebachelor
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I finally figured it out. Nick Viall looks like the nude portrait of Vince Vaughn from Wedding Crashers.
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'My heart is gold, but my vageen is platinum' -Corrine. But also, like, my tombstone. #TheBachelor #ad
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this girl dressed in a shark costume, called herself a dolphin, but still got a rose. And you can't even get a text… https://t.co/DeOBLPqSmU
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When you ask your date what the theme for the date party is and he says "idk, just wear whatever."
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I think Corrine's parents gave her a copy of SimCity and tell her she is running the company from her laptop. #TheBachelor
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Is it just me or has Nick been on ABC for a Viall? #TheBachelor #CapGenius
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Why is Chris giving advice 🤔#TheBachelor
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This is the opening shot of a Lifetime movie about stalking. #TheBachelor
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"It's a bold move to kiss someone on the first night" says the girl who brought a hot dog in a book. #TheBachelor
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Waiting for Liz to ask Nick why he made love to her if he wasn't in love with her. #TheBachelor
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If a drunk girl in a shark costume who's convinced she's a dolphin can make it, so can you. Anything is possible in 2017 people #TheBachelor
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Picking my favorites based on who looks least likely to push flat tummy tea and sugar bear hair. #TheBachelor
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ME WHEN RACHEL GOT THE FIRST IMPRESSION ROSE #TheBachelor #BachelorNation
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This year, be the girl on #thebachelor that's definitely in a shark costume but won't let anyone tell her she's not… https://t.co/2TkM0WbtVK
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I missed "The Bachelor" tonight. Were any of the women there to make friends?
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#TheBachelor recap: 1) Woman eats hot dog: "That went down hard." 2) Girl rides in on camel: "I hear you like a goo… https://t.co/D1N7qy1nhl
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i can't believe someone is forcing me to watch the bachelor.* *me. i'm forcing me. im the problem.