1.
Corinne's nanny is the real winner here because she gets a break from having to deal with Corinne #TheBachelor
2.
Astrid in her flimsy Fabletics bra coming in last but but somehow pulling it off is a metaphor for my life
3.
Even @RealReddiWip is ashamed to be a part of this scene. #TheBachelor
4.
Me if my name was on the athletic-inspired group date card. #TheBachelor
5.
"Where's Corinne?" "She wasn't... Reddi" #TheBachelor
6.
Corrine: "I am so excited to see Nick." Us: "We are so excited to see Nick ... Carter." #TheBachelor
7.
A bunch of Millennial women losing their shit over The Backstreet Boys is the realest shit I have ever seen on reality tv. #TheBachelor
8.
When u find a girl who doesn't have a nanny: #TheBachelor
9.
"I'm about to embarrass myself in front of 500 plus people," says Corinne, who seriously forgets this whole show will air on TV #TheBachelor
10.
It figures that someone who calls choreography, "planned dancing" calls Mac & Cheese, "cheese pasta" #TheBachelor
11.
Backstreet Boys: "Am I sexual?" *Liz appears* Well, gather 'round and let me tell ye the tale of Jade and Tanner's wedding #TheBachelor
12.
Find someone who looks at you the way @viallnicholas28 looks at a girl after she's puked #thebachelor
13.
Vanesa: *pukes 13 times on a first date and still makes out with Nick* you: *can't even get a text back* #TheBachelor
14.
"What are we?" - Any girl to Nick (cab pulls up and Nick Opens the door) #TheBachelor
15.
Took 3 days for me to blow up the bouncy house. My lungs are spent! So worth it to provide a fairy tale dream for my Corinne. #thebachelor
16.
corrine is my new drunk alter ego name
17.
I hope Nick's ties keeping getting thinner and thinner. I want him to propose with a strand of angel hair pasta around his neck #TheBachelor
18.
I love hearing people talk about The Bachelor because every episode sounds like what someone did right before you cut them out of your life.
