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15 Thanksgiving Jokes Your Grandma Will Eat Up

Caution: Fowl language ahead!

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1. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

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2. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

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3. Why did the police arrest the turkey?

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4. What are unhappy cranberries called?

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5. What sound does a turkey's phone make?

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6. What kind of car would a pilgrim drive?

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7. What is a turkey's favorite dessert?

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8. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

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9. How does a turkey drink her wine?

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10. Why did the cranberries turn red?

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11. What do turkeys use to clean themselves?

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12. Why did the pie go to the dentist?

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13. What kind of music did pilgrims listen to at the first Thanksgiving?

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14. Why do potatoes make good detectives?

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15. How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?

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