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17 Times Ali Wong Spoke Hilarious Truths About Adulthood

So savage.

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1. On fitness:

If I ever do a nude scene, I want to be in shape just enough so nobody calls me "courageous" for doing it.

2. On the good old days:


3. On how proposals actually happen:

4. On retail outlets:

Why is there even a Gap Outlet? Isn't that just Old Navy? Why is there even an Old Navy Outlet? Isn't that just Goodwill?

5. On wealth:

6. On necessary conveniences::

Bathroom stalls w/o purse hooks are fucking primitive. My mom didn't come to this country so I could shit with my backpack on

7. On Asian men:

8. On the true meaning of DIY:

DIY stands for "you should've married someone with more money"

9. On dating:

10. On HPV:

So unfair that HPV is undetectable in males. HPV is a ghost that lives inside men's bodies, and then says BOO in women's bodies.

11. On interracial relationships:

12. On picking your enemies:

Some advice for all my fellow Asian-Americans: Never go paintballing with a Vietnam veteran.

13. On adult interests:


14. On people who do yoga:

Yoga is Simon Says for adults who have lotsa free time

15. On real relationship goals:

16. On financial aspirations:

17. On skater boys:


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