So, Target Just Dropped A Line Of $5 Wines And I'm Freaking Out

Target trip, anyone?

Listen up, winos!

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Do you like wine? Are you broke AF? Or do you just like a good deal? Then GET. EXCITED.

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🚨 Target has just announced that this Sunday, September 3, it'll start selling a line of $5 wines. 🚨

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It's slightly pricier than Trader Joe's Two-Buck Chuck — meaning that even bargain hunters can now show up to dinner parties feeling just the tiniest bit fancy.

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The wine will be offered in five varieties – Chardonnay, Pinot Grigio, Moscato, Cabernet Sauvignon, and Red Blend.

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It'll be "carefully crafted with premium, California-grown grapes," according to a press release. And most importantly: the Cabernet and Red Blend are the two options with the highest alcohol percentage (13.5%).

And since most of us base our wine satisfaction on the label design, it's a good thing those California Roots labels actually look dece.

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The best part? The wine will be offered at all Target stores that carry alcohol.

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And it's not a limited release, either. "The wine is a permanent offering," a Target spokesperson told BuzzFeed Food.