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when I lie to casting that I speak chinese
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A man came up 2 me at CVS and told me I’m his fave comedian n how I “inspired him to follows his dreams.” I was v flattered by his words, even felt a lil emotional. He then asked if i was actually pregnant during Baby Cobra bc this bitch rly thought I was @aliwong
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it was 1997 i was outside McDonald's on Queen St age 15, an old lady barked "speak English" at a pair of young Korean men and without missing a beat one of them goes "OOooo i want a nice cup of TEA look at ME I'm ENGLISH i want to eat PLAIN TOAST" i miss him every single day
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what white people think Hinduism is
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ラジャー
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When I said my parents were supportive, I wasn’t kidding 😂😂
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tag yourselves, i'm chaotic evil, obvs https://t.co/in8cikADAU
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Ok I am officially a Naomi Osaka stan
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so in filipino culture grandparents hold out one of their hands and children put it on their foreheads ...y’all my grandma held out her hand and my older sister’s white bf kissed it like she was the queen of england LMAO
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One time she was speaking Tagalog to me at the market and a white lady said, “Can you speak English? You’re in America” and she replied, “Alright then, shut the fuck up, woman” https://t.co/ksY4a1eR2q
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This white lady just whispered to her husband “there’s so many Asian people”... ma’m this is a flight to Japan
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guys the philippines is facing a mango surplus that will negatively affect farmers around the country if we don’t start eating fucking mangoes if y’all ever wanted to eat 5 mangoes in a day now’s the time it’s downright patriotic don’t let your dreams be dreams just do it😤😤😤
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🔥JEREMY LIN GAME 3 HIGHLIGHTS HYPE REEL🔥
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white girls after they pronounce pho correctly
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Marry the hibachi chef who throws the shrimp into your mouth bc u guys can work well as a team and that is the foundation of any great relationship
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i find it so touching that asian immigrant parents go through revolution and famine and the heartbreak of not being accepted in america yet find it in themselves to be petty enough to tell me my hair looks stupid. <3 <3 <3
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Only in #Vietnam: while a big fire ravaging the top floor, unfazed customers on the ground floor of a beer shop in Hanoi carried on drinking and eating. The fire was reportedly put out an hour later, no one died, no beer spilt. (Photo credit Giang Trinh)
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Should I just die https://t.co/6t5z5hPXCx