Food·Posted on Oct 20, 201624 Celebrities Who Love Food Just As Much As You DoMy personal recipe for happiness is very similar to the recipe for chocolate chip cookies. —Shalyah Evansby Michelle NoBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This description of a perfect friend: Aziz Ansari @azizansari Just once I'd like to hear "Aziz, looks like you gained a few pounds! You must be eating a lot of delicious food. Good for you." 02:09 PM - 22 Aug 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. This ode to squash: jimmy fallon @jimmyfallon Thank you, butternut squash, for being an appetizing food despite having the words butt, nut, and squash in your name. #thankyounotefriday 10:40 PM - 12 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. This practical use of food: Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream. 04:05 PM - 04 Sep 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. This commitment to chicken: Harvey J @omgitsharveyj answering the phone eating chicken 03:18 AM - 11 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. This dazed feel: NESSA @nessnitty Hi. Let's nap @carlyaquilino 04:59 AM - 13 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. This call for regular-size Halloween candy: carly aquilino @carlyaquilino Halloween candy should not be called "fun size" because it is not fun unwrapping 150 mini snickers in one sitting Wed Sep 28 05:42:10 UTC+0000 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. This election we'd rather participate in: Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien A lot of great candidates, and I just can’t make up my mind. Ok, fine. In-N-Out Burger. #dinner 01:43 AM - 03 Nov 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. This ideal 4/20 meal: Ellen DeGeneres @TheEllenShow #Happy420! I hope you celebrate with a cake. And some Pringles. And a pizza. And a cupcake. And Oreos. And another cake. 07:35 PM - 20 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. This confused feeling we can all relate to: Mindy Kaling @mindykaling I'm wandering around Whole Foods like tom hanks in The Terminal 04:35 AM - 10 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. This truly insulting serving size: rob delaney @robdelaney Look at the size of the slice of pie my son gave me a few minutes ago before I grounded him for 2 years. 07:23 PM - 05 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. This cleaning solution: Kristen Bell @IMKristenBell My kid found a jar of chocolate covered almonds & scattered them across the floor. I did the only logical thing & cleaned* them up. *ate. 05:45 PM - 02 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. This pizza obsession: Caspar Lee @Caspar_Lee You are what you eat. 04:59 PM - 04 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. This actually good point: Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Why are we excited about Oreo Thins? I'm still waiting on triple-stuffed. So. 10:10 PM - 16 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. This truism: Simone Biles @Simone_Biles there's no "we" in Pizza 🍕❤️ 11:36 PM - 20 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. This perfectly acceptable way to eat wedding cake: Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Serious question: how much are wedding cakes? And how weird would it be if I wanted to buy one just to eat? By myself? 02:25 PM - 09 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. This dedication to the best meal of the day: Jessica Biel @JessicaBiel I ate cereal for dinner last night because I am a grown ass woman and I CAN. 05:21 PM - 18 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. This correct use of candy corn: RainnWilson @rainnwilson The day after Halloween I'm going to dress up as a sexy pile of vomit with some candy corn in it. 05:00 AM - 01 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. This bland excuse of a snack: Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin A handful of almonds is a sensible snack to throw in someone's face & demand where the real snacks are 07:53 PM - 08 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. This explanation for a chocolate addiction: Shalyah Evans @ShalyahEvans My personal recipe for happiness is very similar to the recipe for chocolate chip cookies 03:36 PM - 21 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. This place we've all been in: AWKWAFINA @awkwafina Got recognized by my food delivery man. Woulda been dope had I not been ordering food at 3pm on a Tuesday wearing a cat shirt and weeping 07:17 PM - 26 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. This need for different beauty standards: Jason Segel @jasonsegel I wish we could all agree to adjust our cultural perspective on beauty so that I could eat more. 10:14 PM - 10 Dec 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. This wishful thinking: Kat Dennings @OfficialKat You know when you wake up and you're like, "I'm gonna be super healthy today" and then you eat a whole chocolate egg and a 40 09:22 PM - 28 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. This perfect sentence: Aziz Ansari @azizansari "Hey I know you didn't mention being hungry, but here's a tasty snack if you want it." - Greatest Thing Ever Said to Me 08:31 PM - 23 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. This astute observation: Emily Heller @MrEmilyHeller Garfield's favorite food is THE most labor intensive dish you could ask someone to make for you and he eats it in one bite like an asshole 08:39 PM - 03 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite UPDATE: A tweet from a Bill Murray parody Twitter account was originally included in this post and has been replaced with a tweet from Anna Kendrick. Oct. 20, 2016, at 15:12 PM