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This Is Why Valentine's Day Needs To Be Banned

*Turns off Facebook forever*

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VALENTINE'S DAY. Single, or in a relationship, we all hate it. In this episode of "Bitch On The Move," Michelle and Dot get real about the specifics of why this day sucks.

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Listen, I don't need another MF day to be reminded I'm single. Because that is every other damn day of my life.

The one saving grace would have been the candy... but it's all overpriced AF!

...And if you're in school, only the popular kids get those damn candy grams. SCREW YOU, CANDY GRAMS!!!!!!!

And if you're in a relationship, it's not any better! Get ready to be BROKE AF!

Let's be real tho... sex is not any better on February 14th.

Just listen to Nick, this episode's guest!

GIFTS DO NOT = LOVE.

In fact, you gotta bring that love from within! #PREACH

For all y'all lonely people lookin' for something to do, make Valentine's Day a day for SELF-love.

And if you need one more reason to ignore this lovey-dovey chaos, remember that whoever wrote the poem "Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue" was straight up WRONG.

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