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    52 Funny Jokes That Every Horror Movie Fan Will Laugh At

    Cue your spookiest laugh. πŸ‘»

    If you love a good scare and regularly binge classic slasher films, we've rounded up some horror-inspired memes and jokes that'll speak to your spooky soul. Check them out below:

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    @crow--teeth / Via crow--teeth.tumblr.com

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    Paramount Pictures / @xxred-five-standing-byxx / Via xxred-five-standing-byxx.tumblr.com

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    Me after watching a scary movie past Midnight.

    Twitter: @ThatEricAlper

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    There are two kinds of horror movie fans:

    Twitter: @continueY_N

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    @realmisspolarbear / Via realmisspolarbear.tumblr.com

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    Nickelodeon / @slxtty-cuts / Via slxtty-cuts.tumblr.com

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    horror movies with the right person become a comedy

    Twitter: @aizeypaizey

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    @sophisticatedswifts / Via sophisticatedswifts.tumblr.com

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    @cat-cosplay / Via cat-cosplay.tumblr.com

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    just heard about how Mariah Carey looks like Michael Myers and i cannot believe my eyes....

    Twitter: @acidhunk

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    jason when camp crystal lake is empty and he can have some time to himself

    Twitter: @velvetslashers

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    ghostface getting random things thrown at him in the scream franchise

    Dimension Films / Twitter: @slasherbaddies

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    Twitter: @BlanksJamie

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    *watches scary movie* *hears noise outside* me:

    20th Century Fox / Twitter: @DepressedDarth

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    After seeing a scary movie it's good to have pets because then when you hear a noise you can just blame it on them.

    Twitter: @lifeaseva

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    My soul leaving my body when I saw the nun drawing from the Conjuring 2 on Netflix πŸ’€

    Twitter: @DollE_Ah

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    FOX / @reinhardtxwilhelm / Via reinhardtxwilhelm.tumblr.com

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    @blossomingpink / Via blossomingpink.tumblr.com

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    What's your favorite horror movie joke? Let us know in the comments below!

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