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    17 Jokes That'll Crack You Up If You're Never On Time

    "I'm late, I'm late for a very important date!"

    1. When it doesn't matter how many alarms you set because you're going to be late anyway:

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    2. And when adding messages to your alarms doesn't motivate you to get out of bed any faster:

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    3. When you realize how much time you spend doing absolutely nothing:

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    4. When you always lie about being on your way:

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    5. When showing up on time is an actual miracle:

    6. When you've just gotta get out the door:

    when you spend 20 mins doing one eyebrow and then realise you’re running late

    7. When you've accepted that you were ~born~ to be late:

    8. When you try to hack the system:

    9. When you go from having plenty of time to being late in, like, the blink of an eye:

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    10. When your friends are onto your bullshit:

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    11. When you have to try every. single. outfit. you own before leaving:

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    12. When you decide to do something at the very last minute:

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    13. When you always come up with a new reason why you're late again:

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    14. When the truth comes out:

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    15. When this happens:

    16. When you wake up early but waste your whole morning on social media:

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    17. Finally, when you accept being late is just part of who you are:

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