Buzz·Posted on 12 Jun 201522 Secrets Your Cleaner Will Never Tell YouWe know everything.by Michele KirschBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. We know exactly when you're hungover. View this photo on Instagram 2. And when you've just had a big junk food binge. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Come to think of it, we even know when you've just had sex. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. We admire how much you care about the environment. View this photo on Instagram 5. But we know that your yoga mat is just for show. View this photo on Instagram 6. We snoop around your cupboards when you're out. View this photo on Instagram 7. And we pay attention to what you're reading too. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. We mess around with the order of your cuddly toys to see if you'll notice. View this photo on Instagram 9. We're basically immune to your grossness. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. We judge you by what's stuck to your fridge. View this photo on Instagram 11. And by how long you leave cards up. View this photo on Instagram 12. We're in awe of those of you who have an alphabetised CD or vinyl collection. 13. We know when you purposely leave stuff out just to test how well we clean. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. And we know you don't use all your cookbooks. View this photo on Instagram 15. We wonder why you own such a high spec vac cleaner and a mail order steam mop. View this photo on Instagram 16. Or why you bother writing a cleaning rota. View this photo on Instagram 17. And we'll never understand why you invested in a Nutribullet. View this photo on Instagram 18. Cleaning an oven is bloody hard work. View this photo on Instagram 19. And we don't use the ecologically sound cleaning products that you give us. View this photo on Instagram 20. We're jealous of all your Lonely Planet guidebooks. View this photo on Instagram 21. And finally, your cats never play with all the expensive toys you get them. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF