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I was super hungover and I ordered Grubhub. It said it would take 45 min so I decided to masturbate. The front door was locked but the security screen was there just so I can here when Grubhub comes. Well as soon as I came I screamed "yes" and then I heard, "I love it when our customers…
I had just got done having breakfast at my friends parents house and I'm not good with 2% milk. We had cinnamon rolls and they only had 2% milk and I apparently needed milk with my cinnamon roll. I was sitting on the front brick wall smoking a cigarette with my friend and felt a fart…
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