Look At These Drunk Christmas Trees

It’s that time of year when Christmas trees attempt their walk of shame. But most of the time they just end up passed-out beside bins.

1. “I’m just going to shelter here until the rain stops.”

Drunk Christmas Trees / Via drunkchristmastrees.tumblr.com

2. “I’m sick of Christmas. Get out of my way bins, I’m off to the airport.”

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3. “I’m tipsy so juzt gonna have a wee seat here in this cha… Damn!”

Drunk Christmas Trees / Via drunkchristmastrees.tumblr.com

4. “Oi oi come back. I thought we were getting a taxi.”

Drunk Christmas Trees / Via drunkchristmastrees.tumblr.com

5. “Mate, you’re drunk. You’ve pissed yourself. Go home.”

Drunk Christmas Trees / Via drunkchristmastrees.tumblr.com

6. “I don’t care if you think these shoes aren’t sensible, it’s christmazzz.”

Drunk Christmas Trees / Via drunkchristmastrees.tumblr.com

7. “Look at this ring Gary gave me at the Christmas party. I’m like Beyoncé or sutin.”

Drunk Christmas Trees / Via drunkchristmastrees.tumblr.com

8. “I’m just having a nap between these cosy binzzz…”

Drunk Christmas Trees / Via drunkchristmastrees.tumblr.com

9. “Bet you I can jump this chain.”

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10. “Everyone pile on! Whaaaay! Ladz ladz ladz…”

Drunk Christmas Trees / Via drunkchristmastrees.tumblr.com

11. “Guess who I am? The George Square statue in Glasgow.”

Drunk Christmas Trees / Via drunkchristmastrees.tumblr.com

12. “Planking”

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13. “Nuh! I don’t want to go home. I’m just getting naked right here.”

Drunk Christmas Trees / Via drunkchristmastrees.tumblr.com

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