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Candy Crush Saga Wears The Pants In Our Relationship

You know it's true. Candy Crush Saga decides when you move your relationship forward.

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We had so many adventures. We skipped through Candy Town. Toured the Candy Factory. Swam across Lemonade Lake. Climbed Chocolate Mountain. Crossed Bubblegum Bridge. Stayed at Peppermint Palace. And you keep promising me more adventures. But, when? Huh?

For example, just when I give up on you and this relationship going anywhere real, out of the blue, you give me two sprinkled candies right next to each other. I didn't even try. You just gave them to me. Do you think I am your plaything?

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