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23 People Who Need Their Pokémon Go Privileges Revoked

When the phrase "gotta catch 'em all" goes too far.

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1. Grandma is rolling in her grave.

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2. Ban everyone who makes Pokémon Go sex jokes.

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3. This also goes for people who set thirst traps.

Definitely an inventive way to capture your 🍆.
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Definitely an inventive way to capture your 🍆.

4. People who take Pokémon Go way too seriously shouldn’t be allowed to play the game...

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5. ...as well as people who are clearly very good at scamming.

6. Suspend the account of the person who would have this poor Weedle participate in dodgy activities.

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7. The same would go for the person who gave their Pokémon these creative names.

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8. The things people will do for a Pikachu. Make it stop.

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9. Remove the person who used the lyrics to "Mad World" to name their Rattatas.

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10. No. No. No. No. No.

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11. And while you're at it, see that the person who made this bad Lion King pun is never able to sign in again.

12. It seems as though Bulbasuar is the one Pokémon who gets a ton of mistreatment in this game.

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13. Remove the person who took this slightly morbid photo of Goldeen at a fish mart.

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14. There's the person who was more concerned about catching a Poliwag than enjoying Tower of Terror.

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15. And there are people who've forced their poor pets to help them with the game. Unwillingly, of course.

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16. Take away the privileges of folks who do things like this.

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17. There are people who've taken the phrase "Gotta Catch 'Em All" way too far...

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18. ...the madness must end!

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19. And anyone who'd risk their safety for a precious pocket monster should definitely just delete the app from their phone.

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20. Yep, the game has officially been ruined.

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21. And finally, strip the person who photographed this poor Pidgey standing beside a humongous dildo.

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Your childhood has officially been ruined.

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