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22 Reasons "Love Actually" Is Not A Good Movie

More like NOT actually love.

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1. There's this dude and he's terrible. One of his first lines in the film is "Try my lovely nuts."

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And, like, it's also annoying he feels he is entitled to having a woman. Bruh.

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4. Which is interesting considering earlier in the film he was very mean to her, almost like he was a child in grade school.

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12. Basically a lot of the men in this movie are terrible, and Billy Bob Thornton, who plays the president of the United States, may be the worst.

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I get that he's probably written to be terrible, but did he have to be a womanizer, too?

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18. Daniel is mourning his wife's death and Karen thinks this is an appropriate thing to say:

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Um, no. You do NOT say this shit to people who are grieving! Let them fucking grieve!

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19. Admit it. If someone you barely knew broke through airport security to see you right before you got on a plane, you'd call the police. That is not love, people. It's creepy.

22. And finally, the cover of "All I Want For Christmas Is You" is terrible.

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The sound of children singing this song is grating to my ears. Like, it should be against the law for anyone to cover this Christmas classic! Let's only play Mariah's version from now until the end of time.

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