Buzz·Posted on Oct 11, 201521 Tweets That Failed So Hard They Just Failed"Missouri loves company."by Michael BlackmonBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Wait, do you mean filet mignon? Bobby Bucks @BobbyBucks #Mainchick eats flaming young & #Sidechick eats Mcdonalds ...LoL 12:15 AM - 15 Jan 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Nope. Chlamydia definitely begins with a C. NICK @iconickkk every kiss begins with k🙈💋yeah... so does klamidia bitch🙌🏼😳😷 04:18 PM - 14 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. What is happening? Wounds, right? That's what time heals. djack48 @d_jack48 Time don't heal all wombs but it give u the ability to deal with things better then u did before 05:46 AM - 16 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. LOL, nope. bae @lanadelcunt Atlanta spelled backwards is Atlanta😳 09:49 AM - 30 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. At least you're not going through menopause. Shadina J. @heybuddy1 Going through mini pulse. How interesting... 04:38 PM - 20 Oct 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Yep, I'm sure Missouri loves the company of Kansas and Arkansas. Jack Daniel @jack_daniel Missouri loves company. 10:58 PM - 11 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Oh, yeah. Forgot there was a non-racist way for a white person to use this derogatory term. SKRILLEX India RN @Skrillex I wish I was aloud to use the n word sometimes (in a non racist way of course) 08:03 AM - 26 Apr 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Francis Scott Key is somewhere shaking his head at this foolishness. Millioso @Jae_Millioso What the fuck are "Donserly lights" btw!?!?! 11:22 PM - 12 Sep 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. You can't make this stuff up. ♕Adam Minaj♕ @Adam__Minaj What's is Obama's last name? 06:46 PM - 31 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. The irony of this tweet, though. Darian Hernandez @DarianHernandez Why y'all acting like the world just now getting messed up? What about slavery? The hall of cost? Pick up a book😐😐 03:28 AM - 28 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. OK... THICK AF @KEiSHACAKESXXX WET LIKE DA SPECIFIC OCEAN 01:41 AM - 21 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. *flips table* Young Trapo Guzman @furiouStylez Do lesbians have periods? 04:42 AM - 12 Jun 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 😞 Joseline H. Jordan @MsJoseline SO WHO EVER GOT MY WALLET WITH MY 1500 CASH AND CREDICT CARD AND PASSPORT U WILL BE ON CHANEL 7 NEWS CAUSE U WAS UP UNDER A CANDY CAMERA 03:57 AM - 12 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. So...you've transformed into Arthur the Aardvark? Wow. Vision Implementer @Tyrese Even if I have to wait a year.. I would feel like I made it as a aurthur knowing @Oprah read my book!! A real #DreamComeTrue 03:57 AM - 01 Apr 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. You ingested an entire bird so that you could sleep? Thomas @hi_itsthomas I just took this night quail 😴😴😴😴😴 02:57 AM - 03 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Let us take a moment to pray for the youths. shelb @ShelbyCairney1 Does it take 18 months for twins to be born? Or 9? 07:08 PM - 02 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Gosh, who knew it was this easy to keep stalkers at bay? Just give 'em a little attention! Cheyenne Bostock @AskCheyB Pssst hey ladies! He wouldn't be stalking you if you would acknowledge him. No sympathy for women who ignore men and expect them to go away. 05:48 PM - 29 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Oh no, stop using all of the paprika! We're running low. Jasmyne Younan @JasmyneY Our love is like an endangered spices. Either it will all grow back or it will be gone forever. 07:05 PM - 30 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. TBH, it is pretty tough being put on a pedestal. kayla ♡ @LiveLife4Laughs People expect too much out of me. I hate being put on a peddlestool. 08:05 PM - 09 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Inevitable perhaps? Tslow da maestro @tsloww Death is invegetable!!! 04:05 PM - 25 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. C'mon, sir. ::sigh:: I Am A Witness @MrStrapless R.I.P Biggie...best rapper alive 03:43 PM - 09 Mar 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite Post inspired by this Tumblr.