1. Wait, do you mean filet mignon?
#Mainchick eats flaming young & #Sidechick eats Mcdonalds ...LoL
2. Nope. Chlamydia definitely begins with a C.
every kiss begins with k🙈💋yeah... so does klamidia bitch🙌🏼😳😷
3. What is happening? Wounds, right? That's what time heals.
Time don't heal all wombs but it give u the ability to deal with things better then u did before
4. LOL, nope.
Atlanta spelled backwards is Atlanta😳
5. At least you're not going through menopause.
Going through mini pulse. How interesting...
6. Yep, I'm sure Missouri loves the company of Kansas and Arkansas.
Missouri loves company.
7. Oh, yeah. Forgot there was a non-racist way for a white person to use this derogatory term.
I wish I was aloud to use the n word sometimes (in a non racist way of course)
8. Francis Scott Key is somewhere shaking his head at this foolishness.
What the fuck are "Donserly lights" btw!?!?!
9. You can't make this stuff up.
What's is Obama's last name?
10. The irony of this tweet, though.
Why y'all acting like the world just now getting messed up? What about slavery? The hall of cost? Pick up a book😐😐
11. OK...
WET LIKE DA SPECIFIC OCEAN
12. *flips table*
Do lesbians have periods?
13. 😞
SO WHO EVER GOT MY WALLET WITH MY 1500 CASH AND CREDICT CARD AND PASSPORT U WILL BE ON CHANEL 7 NEWS CAUSE U WAS UP UNDER A CANDY CAMERA
14. So...you've transformed into Arthur the Aardvark? Wow.
Even if I have to wait a year.. I would feel like I made it as a aurthur knowing @Oprah read my book!! A real #DreamComeTrue
15. You ingested an entire bird so that you could sleep?
I just took this night quail 😴😴😴😴😴
16. Let us take a moment to pray for the youths.
Does it take 18 months for twins to be born? Or 9?
17. Gosh, who knew it was this easy to keep stalkers at bay? Just give 'em a little attention!
Pssst hey ladies! He wouldn't be stalking you if you would acknowledge him. No sympathy for women who ignore men and expect them to go away.
18. Oh no, stop using all of the paprika! We're running low.
Our love is like an endangered spices. Either it will all grow back or it will be gone forever.
19. TBH, it is pretty tough being put on a pedestal.
People expect too much out of me. I hate being put on a peddlestool.
20. Inevitable perhaps?
Death is invegetable!!!
21. C'mon, sir. ::sigh::
R.I.P Biggie...best rapper alive
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