1. When a simple hairstyle's name was modified to fit the limited confines of masculinity.
2. And when even influenza was forced to change its moniker in the name of all that is masculine.
3. When some fairytales were deemed only appropriate for boys.
4. When food was somehow pushed into the world of fragile masculinity.
5. Like, c'mon, how would someone "snack like a man"?
6. When it was decided that dryer sheets could be gendered.
7. And antique items, as well.
8. When even time unknowingly became a player in this debacle.
9. Question: What is the unit of measurement for something that's "mansize," anyway?
10. When tea became bro'd up.
11. Not the cake. NOT THE CAKE.
12. Why is this even a thing?
13. Oh god.
14. Have deities ever made a distinction of the prayers sent by men and the prayers sent by women?
15. *in a sing-song voice* Why must we conform to antiquated gender roles?
16. Will someone please explain "man sized"?
17. And finally, when someone completely forgot what feminism means.
