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Literally Just 29 Really, Really Funny Tweets

Because levity is important too. Take care of yourself.

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When someone talks shit about Edgar Allen Poe

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when somebody wear sandals & their feet stink

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bitch get out the house RT "@kiefbunny: my lil sister just drew this for me😩😳😍she is very talented"

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"When you hungry as fuck but the microwave is taking forever." I. Can't. Stop. Laughing. Hahahaha.

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UPS drivers after they ring your doorbell

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Smh. So worried about putting him together, she put her right hand on her left arm.

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“Just so you know, you’re not taking my blood…” I lock eyes with the nurse. “… I’m giving it to you.”

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*At my future wedding* "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband" Me to the groupchat: omg do I say yes or is that desperate

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every Last Supper painting looks like bottomless brunch when the check comes & people figuring out who had what lmao

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In the grocery store: Oh I'm sure this isn't more than 35. At the register: $67

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I bet most braille on public signs says: "How did you know this was here?"

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'It's fine, Bethany, we can retouch it.. You don't have to jump'

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When you at your parent teacher conference and your teacher decides they wanna start lying on you.

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god: alicia keys you're not a soprano alicia:

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You don't know this but right after you leave the restaurant with your crying baby the rest of us applaud.

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"babe ur still mad? cmon i know what'll cheer u up...automatic, supersonic hypnotic funky fresh haha"

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I'll fix the damn ice cream machine, where its at?!

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I DID NOT COME TO PLAY WITH YOU HOES, I CAME TO PRAY BITCH

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"We aren't hiring, but we're always accepting applic...

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"Every thing a fuckin joke to you" Me:

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When you always had a bad feeling about someone and no one believed you but now everyone is dragging them

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#BlackChurchesBeLike 🤗🤗 There will be refreshments in the back 🤗🤗

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They have $1.3 million worth of peppermint candy between them

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When u see a bee but then remember they're dying at an alarming rate

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Him: I think we should see other people Me: ok that's fine