Buzz·Posted on Jul 7, 2016Literally Just 29 Really, Really Funny TweetsBecause levity is important too. Take care of yourself.by Michael BlackmonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. pikachu @kayliejpg When someone talks shit about Edgar Allen Poe 04:22 AM - 29 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. 3. dej.⚡️ @keepnupwitDEJ when somebody wear sandals & their feet stink 01:34 AM - 25 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Cody @codyspearz Every P!nk performance ever 03:09 AM - 18 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. fuck isis @UnkleDell bitch get out the house RT "@kiefbunny: my lil sister just drew this for me😩😳😍she is very talented" 08:14 PM - 14 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Okie Dokes @OCSupreme "When you hungry as fuck but the microwave is taking forever." I. Can't. Stop. Laughing. Hahahaha. 04:35 PM - 06 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. abéy @abedelrey UPS drivers after they ring your doorbell 04:45 AM - 26 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Kwɛku @KSavvage Smh. So worried about putting him together, she put her right hand on her left arm. 01:42 AM - 26 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. vineyille @vineyille “Just so you know, you’re not taking my blood…” I lock eyes with the nurse. “… I’m giving it to you.” 04:54 AM - 23 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. no @tbhjuststop *At my future wedding* "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband" Me to the groupchat: omg do I say yes or is that desperate 01:47 AM - 20 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. the other one @imfromraleigh every Last Supper painting looks like bottomless brunch when the check comes & people figuring out who had what lmao 07:39 PM - 28 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Breastoncé @rarebre3d In the grocery store: Oh I'm sure this isn't more than 35. At the register: $67 02:19 AM - 30 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. kelly oxford @kellyoxford I bet most braille on public signs says: "How did you know this was here?" 04:34 PM - 28 Sep 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Megan Amram @meganamram I like my eggs ovariesy 10:02 PM - 26 Sep 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. B Dougherty @CrossoverDoc 'It's fine, Bethany, we can retouch it.. You don't have to jump' 10:02 PM - 27 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. ash. @NoirMisfit When you at your parent teacher conference and your teacher decides they wanna start lying on you. 03:04 PM - 07 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. ️ @Iemonade god: alicia keys you're not a soprano alicia: 01:12 AM - 27 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Gary Janetti @GaryJanetti You don't know this but right after you leave the restaurant with your crying baby the rest of us applaud. 06:45 PM - 14 May 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. babylegz o'houlihan @chefpolohoe "babe ur still mad? cmon i know what'll cheer u up...automatic, supersonic hypnotic funky fresh haha" 07:01 PM - 23 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Shug @DixiePistol I'll fix the damn ice cream machine, where its at?! 06:00 PM - 07 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. 18. @EnnaTheGreat I DID NOT COME TO PLAY WITH YOU HOES, I CAME TO PRAY BITCH 09:34 PM - 01 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Re✨ @_ImSreya "We aren't hiring, but we're always accepting applic... 02:34 AM - 20 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Tam @stfutam edibles be like 02:26 AM - 15 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. . @stupidlong "Every thing a fuckin joke to you" Me: 02:29 AM - 19 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. anna @nutellaANDpizza When you always had a bad feeling about someone and no one believed you but now everyone is dragging them 03:05 AM - 18 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Daddy Tone™ @_LadiesLoveTone #BlackChurchesBeLike 🤗🤗 There will be refreshments in the back 🤗🤗 12:57 AM - 23 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. C.J.M. @charles270 They have $1.3 million worth of peppermint candy between them 12:06 AM - 19 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. rat @httpshania When u see a bee but then remember they're dying at an alarming rate 05:05 AM - 22 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. YUNG P @Paislaaayy Him: I think we should see other people Me: ok that's fine 04:28 AM - 29 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite