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What Should You Name Your Butt?

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    Beyoncé's butt
    Columbia
    Beyoncé's butt
    Columbia
    Kim Kardashian's butt
    Tyler Perry Studios
    Kim Kardashian's butt
    Tyler Perry Studios
    Jennifer Lopez's butt
    Epic
    Jennifer Lopez's butt
    Epic
    David Beckham's butt
    H&M
    David Beckham's butt
    H&M
    Matt Bomer's butt
    Warner Bros.
    Matt Bomer's butt
    Warner Bros.
    Columbus Short's butt
    Rainforest Films / Screen Gems
    Columbus Short's butt
    Rainforest Films / Screen Gems
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    "No Hands" -- Waka Flocka
    "Partition" -- Beyoncé
    "Pour It Up" -- Rihanna
    "Anaconda" -- Nicki Minaj
    "We Can't Stop" -- Miley Cyrus
    "Freek-A-Leek" -- Petey Pablo
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    Tomato Butt
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    Tomato Butt
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    Watermelon Butt
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    Watermelon Butt
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    Rock Butt
    Via smosh.com
    Rock Butt
    Via smosh.com
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What Should You Name Your Butt?

You got: The Succulent Pound Cake

You should call your butt the "Succulent Pound Cake" booty because it's not too big, and it's not too small. It's just right. Flaunt that sweet, tasty pound cake.

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You got: The Boom Boom Belinda

You should call your booty the "Boom Boom Belinda" because it's meant to move in any direction it pleases. Your booty has to do the Harlem Shake whenever there's a hot beat thumping.

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You got: The Marvelous Massive Boulder

You should call your booty the "Marvelous Massive Boulder," mainly because of it's incredible size. Be proud to call your donkey booty a boulder because not everyone has that privilege.

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You got: The Delicate Delicious Dimple

Your butt has been christened the "Delicate Delicious Dimple" because of the cute little impressions on its surface. And, to make you feel even better, folks with the dimpled butt are the best twerkers.

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You got: The Bodacious Blimp Booty

You should call your butt a "Bodacious Blimp Booty" because it's so massive that people can probably see it from a mile away, which is a great thing. Matter of fact, you could probably fly somewhere just using your butt.

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You got: The Flatulence Whisperer

Being able to call your booty the "Flatulence Whisperer" is one of the greatest honors any human could ever hope to claim. The booty is so big that farts can barely make it out. Go forth and prosper with your ample, gas-stifling, legendary buttocks.

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