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When you keep a running tally of the people who put fear in your heart.
2.
When someone *thinks* they're gonna come for your best friend, so you gotta make your presence known.
3.
When your S.O. forgets you have a sophisticated palate.
4.
When folks think you and your on-again, off-again boo are over.
5.
When people underestimate your petty nature.
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When someone thinks you won't square up.
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When someone talks smack but you *know* they ain't talkin' to you.
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When you gotta show others the importance of a single-file line.
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When you come into contact with someone who doesn’t like you but they don't even say anything to your face.
10.
When folks get bold but you have tea that could destroy them.
11.
When people try to ignite your road rage.
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When someone is coming for you and you let them know that they can catch these hands.
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When you're simply trying to cross the street and some hurried driver nearly hits you.
14.
When anyone disparages Queen Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter.
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When someone tries to start drama.
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When folks get mouthy while you're tryna order some food.
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And finally, when someone tries to tell you *not* to do something.
