1. The "My longtime crush just announced he's getting engaged" face:
2. The "Someone just tagged me in a photo from five years ago" face:
3. The "My mom constantly tags me in food recipe videos" face:
4. The "I know I clicked 'attending' on this event but I'm really not going" face:
5. The "I know we've been friends on here forever but I'm two seconds from 'hiding' you" face:
6. The "I just accidentally opened your message and now it shows as 'read'" face:
7. The "Let me screenshot this evidence to show to all of my friends later" face:
8. The "I know you're lying in your status update but I'm gonna refrain from being petty" face:
9. The "My annoying friend from high school just shared an article from The Onion and thought it was real" face:
10. The "Why does this friend still have a fake middle name on their profile?" face:
11. The "Did you actually think your homecooked meal would translate well to photo?" face:
12. The "It's 2016 and you're still poking people on Facebook" face:
13. The "We don't even talk in real life so why are we friends on this thing" face:
14. The "I see drama unfolding on my News Feed so I'm just gonna relax and watch it all unfold" face:
15. The "Someone just called me out but they're right so I really can't be mad" face:
16. The "Why is your job listed as 'self-employed'?" face:
17. The "Why did this person I hated in high school just send me a friend request?" face:
18. The "No you did not just write 'HBD' on my wall instead of 'Happy Birthday'" face:
19. The "I don't even like you in real life, so why are you messaging me?" face:
20. The "This person claims to hate having everyone in their business, yet they spill it all the time" face:
21. The "I just saw you talking crap about this person IRL, but you just commented 'pretty' on their photos" face:
22. The "Grandma won't stop spewing her terrible views on politics" face:
23. The "I just went on an emotional rant and now that it's over I should probably delete everything" face:
24. The "I guess I'll like your status since everyone else we're mutual friends with liked it" face:
25. And finally, the "I really need to delete this whole thing" face:
