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    25 Terrible, No Good, Very Bad Pick-Up Lines To Avoid Using On Valentines Day

    Don't be that guy.

    1. If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

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    2. Do you drink milk? It sure did your body good.

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    3. You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

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    4. If I had to rate you from 1-10, I would rate you as a 9 because I am the one that you are missing.

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    5. I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?

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    6. Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

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    7. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

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    8. You must be from Tennassee! Because you are the only TEN I see!

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    9. You look great and all, but do you know what really looks good on you? Me.

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    10. What's your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!

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    11. Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

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    12. I feel like a Toyota because I couldn't stop myself from accelerating over to you.

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    13. The only STD I have is sexually transmitted desire...for you.

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    14. Are you a musician vampire? Because my organ is filling up with blood.

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    15. Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!?

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    16. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

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    17. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

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    18. Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope.

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    19. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

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    20. As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.

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    21. Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!

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    22. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

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    23. Is your name Google? Because you're the answer to everything I'm searching for.

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    24. Charmanders are red, mudkips are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.

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    25. I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

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