21 Words That Have A Totally Different Meaning When You're Beyoncé
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1. "Feminist"
What it means to you: Someone who wants and believes in equality between the sexes.
What it means to Beyoncé: Someone who challenges society while continuing to empower women and young girls.
2. "Performance"
What it means to you: Something artists do to share their craft with the world.
What it means to Beyoncé: An actual religious experience.
3. "Fans"
What it means to you: People who support a particular artist.
What it means to Beyoncé: An almost cult-like following of individuals who have accepted Beysus as their Lord and Savior.
4. "Group"
What it means to you: A group of people working together because of their passion for music.
What it means to Beyoncé: *Ahem* Sasha Fierce is always the lead vocalist, except when it's almost time for the group to disband. *cough* Destiny Fulfilled *cough*
5. "Success"
What it means to you: Getting a promotion at your white-collar job.
What it means to Beyoncé: Literally ruling the world.
6. "Watermelon"
What it means to you: A delicious and refreshing fruit eaten during the summer.
What it means to Beyoncé: Tasty sperm cells.
7. "Elevator"
What it means to you: A machine used to travel from one floor to the next.
What it means to Beyoncé: A perfect lyric for a killer remix.
8. "Shade"
What it means to you: Telling someone off in a playful manner.
What it means to Beyoncé: Challenging the basics that really thought lip-synching the National Anthem was a big deal.
9. "Love"
What it means to you: Just another term for affection.
What it means to Beyoncé: Showing the world that soulmates actually exist.
10. "Hit"
What it means to you: A popular song on Top 40 radio.
What it means to Beyoncé: A song that changes the pop culture landscape for the better.
11. "Blue"
What it means to you: A beautiful color.
What it means to Beyoncé: The most adorable celebrity baby to grace the Earth since the arrival of Dem Babies.
12. "Hater"
What it means to you: A generally miserable person. A killjoy, if you will.
What it means to Beyoncé: Someone who knocks every move Beyoncé makes, proving their irrelevancy in the grand scheme of life.
13. "Flawless"
What it means to you: A non-basic person.
What it means to Beyoncé: A self-empowerment anthem.
14. "Fashion"
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What it means to you: Clothing that's "in" at the moment.
What it means to Beyoncé: A Tina Knowles Original, aka a disaster.
15. "Surprise"
What it means to you: Being caught off guard.
What it means to Beyoncé: Releasing an entire album in the wee hours of the night, thus making the world freak out.
16. "Motha"
What it means to you: A nurturer, a caregiver.
What it means to Beyoncé: Same thing, except Beyoncé is the mother of all humanity.
17. "Beehive"
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What it means to you: A place where bees live.
What it means to Beyoncé: The moniker of your fan base. They've also changed the name to "BeyHive." #Power
18. "Pregnancy"
What it means to you: A gestation period of about nine months for the average human.
What it means to Beyoncé: A time to be bombarded with ridiculous rumors.
19. "Instagram"
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What it means to you: An app you use to share your food pics.
What it means to Beyoncé: An app used to highlight your extravagant photo shoots.
20. "Super Bowl"
What it means to you: Some "important" football game.
What it means to Beyoncé: A bonus concert that happened right before your Mrs. Carter World Tour.
21. "G.O.A.T"
What it means to you: A four-legged animal.
What it means to Beyoncé: The greatest pop performer since Michael Jackson.